Sun Gods Uphold Modesty For Vanity Fair Billboard

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For once, it’s not a whining cause group throwing down a verbal assault of the oh-so-horrific nature of the seemingly blithe attitude some marketers have for parading hotties in public to sell stuff. No. This time it’s the Gods. The Sun Gods, to be exact, are making a statement about the barely dressed model on this Vanity Fair billboard. Apparently, they feel additional coverage is needed and that there’s something horrifically wrong with the female nipple which, after all, is nothing more than a device to provide newborn babies the nourishment they need to survive. What could possibly be wrong with that? In fact, it should be celebrated! Yes, we say. Celebrated. All hail the erect female nipple! The bigger, the better!. It’s for the kids, you know.

Alright, alright. There’s no Sun God. There’s no erect nipple celebration. There’s just Flickr dude who got a great camera angle. But that would have made a pretty boring piece, right?

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