Subservient Santa Gets Souped-Up with Kid-Friendly, Pig Latin Variants

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Signature Marketing Solutions has brought back the Subservient Santa from last year. We asked him to kill his reindeer friend and we enjoyed his pretended adamance.

This year Santa comes in kid-friendly and naughty versions. Knowing what we know about kids, we hope they made the “naughty” one kid-friendly.

A slew of new languages also includes Pig Latin. Glad that version of Latin never went out of style.

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