Straight Girls Promise to Get Married Unless They Get Hired

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There’s many ways to score a job in advertising. And there’s many ways to save a friendship. Take both of those notions and you’ve got the story of Charli Hoffmann and Alex Otis, two straight girls and students from the Miami Ad School in Brooklyn who are planning a little stunt to insure they get work and get to stay together. Charli is German and on October 9th her visa will expire unless she gets hired or married. Alex is and American and doesn’t want her partner to leave.

So to achieve gainful employment and keep Charli in America, the pair have launched Save the Dates, a Facebook effort to get themselves hired by October 7 so they don’t have to get married to each other so they can stay together.

Aw, how nice. Come one everyone. Help a couple of lovebirds…uh…friends stay together.

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