Station Domination Campaign Says Nothing

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Why? Why? Why? Why do brands launch these massive campaigns, spend all this money and make ads that don’t say a thing about what the company does? Are there people in agencies that still think “branding” without meaningful substance works? Apparently, not after one of those day-long, mind-numbing vision, mission, essence, position self-serving mind fucks. After that, they’re all sipping the Kool Aid without realizing the consumer wasn’t in that meeting all day and has no idea what the hell the resulting brand messaging is trying to convey.

Sure, this Mobius award winning Bart Domination campaign for Kaiser Permanente will certainly force the company’s name into the conscious and subconscious mind of everyone within eye sight but will they walk away having any idea what the company does? Oh wait. Yea. There’s this thing called the Internet. Oh wait. There’s no URL in the ad. Oh wait. There’s this thing called Google. It helps you find stuff. Oh wait, Kaiser’s name is impossible to spell. Even if one does find their way to the site, it doesn’t even tell you what the company does. Not until you click in several levels or visit the far more helpful Wikipedia listing. And yes, we have heard of Kaiser Permanente before and many people in California, where the campaign is running, have as well but that’s not the case with most other marketer’s that go this route.

So why? Why? Why make your potential customer work when you only have a split second of their time? Why paint pretty pictures that are devoid of commercial messaging. This isn’t art. It’s advertising. Wallow in the beautiful non-descriptiveness of this campaign here (PDF).

Oh, and the explanation for why those tree trunks and their copy look fake: “Apparently the photos taken of the installation were not very good and someone thought they could be improved by photoshopping the copy that was on the pillars onto the already poor quality photos.”

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