Starbucks Murders Starship With Promotional Song

Gawker reports a Starbucks Licensed Store Awards event in Seattle featured a bastardized version of Jefferon Starship’s “We Built This City” created, apparently, to celebrate, with employees, the chain’s success.

Listen at your peril.

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