Staples Easy Button Hacked

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Oh it was only a matter of time before someone, sickened by advertisers’ oversimplification of everything, namely Staples’ claim that they make business easy, before the Easy Button hacks arrived. Al Cohen, who created the hacke button which spews forth nastyisms, says, “Advertising agencies think that they can cram any amount of factitious crap down the gullible throats of the public. We need to remind them we are a heck of a lot smarter, and can process far more complex equations, just given half a chance.” Touche. You can listen to Cohen’s creation here but the connection is agonizingly slow. We’ll host it elsewhere once we get the entire file.

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