St. Mary’s Brings Humor to Fancy-Free ER Scruples

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It isn’t often we see a health or mental care ad that doesn’t make us want to kill ourselves.

But Mortar Agency for St. Mary’s Medical Center gives us a pleasant surprise with these witty prints that look like they’re destined for the college demo — known for taking liberties when it comes to staying healthy. (Take it from people who’ve swigged out of the expired milk carton too many times to count.)

The slogan is, appropriately, “Get in. Get better. Get going.” If only repairing a broken back was that convenient. (Who uses a spotter, anyway?)

Our other favourites include Extra Spicy? and Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. See ’em all here.

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