Squeeze Breasts, Open Mouth (Or Legs), Insert Tom Ford

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We weren’t going to do it. We promise. Nope. We weren’t going to fall for the obvious trap but, then again, we are here to serve. Here to provide you with everything your advertising-addled brain desires. So after receiving a few “have you seen this,” “dude, you gotta see this,” “I can’t believe you haven’t seen this” emails and links to all manner of publication, we decided to provide our desirous readers what they crave.

So, here it is. Tom Ford’s new creation. Gee. Wow. Boobs. An agape “insert here” mouth. Oh, and some Tom Ford for Men Fragrance. OK. Can we move on now?

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