Square Booty school Girls Shake Ass For BK Kids Meal

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You like big butts? Or is it square butts? Yea, we can envision the exact moment this creative epiphany struck someone down in Miami at a place called Crispin Porter + Bogusky when they dreamt up this SpongeBob Square Pants, Sir Mix-a-Lot mashup up featuring bottylicious dancers shaking their (square) asses. (See the :30 here and the full length music video here.)

We can also envision a five year old walking by Burger King and asking, “Mommy, can we go to Burger King and get some square booty?”

And we can envision the looks mommy will get from passersby wondering just what’s going on at home.

Seriously? WTF? Creepy King. Square-booty’d women in school uniforms shaking their ass in a classroom-like setting. Ass measuring. Ass touching.

It’s like a porn director’s wet dream. Not so much for parents with kids. Here come the cause groups.

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