Splashing Neat Freak Soccer Moms Will Make You Want a Car Mat

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We’re generally mildly pervy but here we didn’t even have to try.

Erwin-Penland’s EPInteractive pushes YES Essentials car mats by leveraging the fact that some people love to splash all manner of, uh, different things on really attractive women who pretend not to like it and do all that dramatic gasping without actually moving out of the way.

Check it out. Way to sell a car mat, guys. Big up to AdCritic for the lead.

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