Spanking Fetish Determines Sneaker Brands For Footlocker

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We actually laughed. We never laugh at commercials. It takes a lot to make our jaded ass laugh. After all, there’s so much appallingly awful advertising out there. So it was with joyful delectation we chuckled at this SapientNitro-created Footlocker commercial the agency created for the European market.

Speaking of ass, we see a couple enter an apartment and head for the bed in what appears to be a concerted effort to…get some ass. Though, as it turns out, the two engage in a different kind of ass play. The spanking kind. And the funny part? The guy getting spanked can name the brand (and year) of the sneaker with which he’s being hit.

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