So Yea, The New Megan Fox Armani Ad is Out

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While we’re not all that excited about it – which is odd because, well, we’re usually very easy to excite – the new Megan Fox commercial for Armani is out and the internet is slathering all over it. Which, of course, is totally understandable given the unbelievable hotness of Fox.

Called The Tip, we see Fox open a hotel room door to let a handsome waiter in who proceeds to set her dinner up while Fox changes out of her robe and into her jeans…in full site of the waiter…who does all he can to take as long as he can to set up her dinner so he can admire Fox as she changes.

When she finishes changing, perfectly time with when the waiter finishes setting up the table, Fox presents the man with a tip. Of course, he turns it down because, well, he’s already received the best tip any waiter could have received.

That said, we hate her tattoos.

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