– The American Cancer Society is hosting a Great American Smokeout today. How liberating. Excuse me while I light up.
– New Anheuser-Busch InBev logo fails to be a turn-on.
– Google is shuttering virtual world Lively, which it launched in July. Guffaw.
– Honeyshed’s hurtin’ for suitors.
– Clean your free t-shirt with our product. That’s confidence.
– Hello Kitty Beaujolais Nouveau — the bastard child of all things commercial, cavity-inducing and just generally wrong (or right?) with the universe.
– Oh snap, my email just went retro.
