SLO Down Wines Go Great With Equestrian S&M

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Turning the refined winemaking industry on it’s head — no, slapping it upside the head and yanking it kicking and screaming from its elitest snobbery — SLO Down wines is out with a pair of decidedly less-than-elitest wine commercials.

Aiming for the supposedly less elitest 99%, the winemaker shows no shame in associating itself with those who enjoy S&M and threesomes.

And just begging for some of the oddest tweets, the brand has hashtagged the ads #GoesGreatWith insuring all manner of tom foolery to occur.

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