AdFreak points to a release that announces skin-on-bones celebrity Nicole Ritchie will, on Valentine’s Day in New York, hand out flyers for, humorously, Diet Dr. Pepper. While one wonders if Dr. Pepper isn’t trying to kill the poor girl surrounding her with all this diet pressure, AdFreak properly asks, in reaction the company’s claim there’s nothing diet about Diet Dr. Pepper, “If you don’t want people thinking diet, why hire a skeleton?”
