Silk-Clad Singers Bring Us Cerealbox of Love

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It’s not Justin Timberlake’s Dick in a Box, but Dawn’s Early Knights have our more immediate interests at heart: honey-sweet lovin’, coated in chocolate romance.

Visit I Made You Breakfast in Bed, a Valentine’s Day effort by Honey Bunches of Oats with Real Chocolate Clusters. (Score a $2-off coupon on the site, and visit The Pantry to find out how to make artificial roses seem less … artificial.)

Props out to Eddie, who gave us exceptionally fresh morning creepage when he personalized the song for us. With rose petals.

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