Short, Plaid, Pleated Mini-Skirts Fulfill Conference Goer’s Fantasies

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We’ve been to plenty of ad conferences and we’ve seen plenty of people sitting on the floor with their laptops checking their email or IMing a colleague but we don’t recall seeing too many women wearing very short school girl-ish skirts sitting with their legs in a position that would allow all all to see…well, all. While some of us might like seeing that, we’re thinking it’s fairly unlikely to become anything more than a fantasy in the mind of an away-from-home conference goer.

However, the ecomXpo thinks it’s the norm according to one of their recent brochures promoting this week’s conference. The brochure has four people – two men and two women (because, after all, we are totally PC in this industry) – sitting on the floor using their laptops. Both women’s skirts are short but one is quite short and of the pleated plaid variety, her legs, in all their glory, fully exposed. We have no problem at all with this style of dress. In fact we wish we saw it more often. Sadly, we just don’t think it’s something one would see too often at a trade show. Except, perhaps, during that fantasy-cum-reality hotel room tryst.

Of course, the fact the ecomXpo is a virtual trade show and not a physical one, short, plaid, pleated mini skirts on women with long legs and the fantasies they fuel make perfect sense.

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