– LiveBar makes static websites instantly interactive. Hooray! No work for you.
– Twenis. Hilarity.
– Yahoo tries hard to be kooky. “That’s the problem with Yahoo: It thinks it’s an iPod — universally loved and carried around. But it’s really a Mac — a fine product nevertheless rejected by many.”
– For the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society Event, Rapp/LA sent would-be guests clay targets with a “message of hope.” Make virtual ones. Sucks that you can’t shoot them. We could all use a good branded version of Duck Hunt.
– Panties get all in a twist when the world discovers Palin hid certain digital correspondence from subpoenas. Le shock! Le shame! Le sigh.
– Ellen DeGeneres becomes CoverGirl model.
– Save Crest some money, upload a slogan.
– Shmuel Tennenhaus, the guy who enjoys making political kippahs, is now experimenting with online banner ads. Scared? Hold onto that feeling, you haven’t yet seen A Yarmulke is Forever. Also see his new Sarah Palin lipstick kippah. Wear it to your next formal and bring the awkwardness to you!
– Lena Headey for PETA. “Please don’t support circuses that use animals.” That constricts my family entertainment options pretty significantly.
– Random message from the Adrants mail bag: “I can make my penis disappear under my flabby skin looks really weird but my girlfriend hates it.” Uh, thanks, Brian Glowatski.
– Couchsurfing 2.0. Guessing who the deranged serial killers are is part of the fun!
