Shocker! All Press Release Quotes Are Fake

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Not that we didn’t all know this already but here, thanks to Gawker’s ever transparent editorial staff, is proof positive, albeit embarrassingly for Hyperion who forgot to turn off “track changes” prior to sending its release, all press release quotes are fabricated and that no human being actually utters the wording we read every day in news articles pulled from releases.

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