She’s Smart, She’s Business Savvy, She’s Got Huge Boobs

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Sometimes teasing is fun. Sometimes it’s tantalizing. Sometimes it’s frustrating. Sometimes it’s annoying. And sometimes it’s just a lame advertising strategy. We’ll leave it to you to decide into which this year’s GoDaddy Super Bowl strategy falls.

Over the past few weeks, GoDaddy has given us a slow release of the new GoDaddy Girl who’s promised to be “a hot Hollywood icon.” First, we were treated to a view of her legs in pumps. Then it was a nice view of her ass. The booty shot was then followed by some full frontal. And now, a clip of her appearance in a GoDaddy Super Bowl ad has been revealed.

We can say this. Whomever this Hollywood celebrity is, she’d definitely hot and definitely worthy of membership in the GoDaddy Girl club. Maybe even the hottest yet.

Stay tuned. We may even get a view of the bottom of her feet before game day.

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