She’s Got Junk Mail and You Don’t Want It

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So a mail delivery temptress shows up and your doorstep and says, “I’ve got some mail here. Where do you want me to put it?” Do you grab the mail, throw in on the ground then grab the girl and throw her on your bed?” Perhaps you do if mail isn’t a bad thing but in this case it’s junk mail and it isn’t something you want to catch.

This being an ad for junk mail reduction service, ProQuo, you don’t have to worry about catching anything from the mail hottie and you can proceed with the throwing her on the bed part of your day worry free.

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