Seriously, Sears. You’re Never Getting Your Fetch Back

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In yet another effort to hipify itself with a generation that’s never heard of The Sears Catalog let alone even noticed the store in a mall as they scamper by it on their way to Justice, American Eagle or Claire’s, retail giant Sears has hired Disney cutie Selena Gomez for its back to school effort.

Wait, wait, WAIT!!!! Back to school? Stop! Stop! Stop!! Can we please start Summer first? Seriously. This is like summer blockbuster movies making their debut in April. Or Christmas promotions beginning the day after Halloween. There are rules here, people. Rules that must be followed. You can’t just mess with seasons like this. You can’t mess with our heads. Seriously. Why don’t we just start celebrating New Year’s 2010 today!

Anyway, Selena (Miley? Miley? Where did you go, Miley?), along with Demi Lovato, is Disney’s new it girl so if the retail giant’s trying to connect with teens and tweeners, they did choose the right spokesperson for its Arrive Lounge effort.

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