Seeking Next Drunken Stroke of Genius? Try a Pokemon Car

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There’s a running Ebay sale for a Dodge Neon covered in over 1500 Pokemon cards from both the first and second generation. With a bid over $600 and seven days left running, we think the guys that did it have a decent chance of meeting their $7000 reserve, particularly if the sip and click trend keeps claiming victims.

“Just think about it,” says Hypothetical Drunk Friend #1. “Can’t you imagine how fucking awesome it would be to have a Pokemon car? When will we ever have this chance again?!”

“You’re right!” exclaims Hypothetical Drunk Friend #2. “There’s only 5 minutes left on the auction. Let’s do this.”

Auction end is met with hysterical giggles. Until the next morning.

Dun dun duuuuun.

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