Seedy Chip Wants to Sell You an SUV.

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The car salesman-cum-lounge-singer is the personification of class.

Once you’re all classed-out, logic follows that you’ll compulsively go, “Shit, I’m getting an Audi Q5.”

o “Chip’s Motors”:


o “Chip’s Song”:


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