Earlier, we said, “We’re not a teen and we’re not going to try to pretend we know who will.i.am, Fergie, Taboo and apl.de.ap are because, well, we’re already only almost sorta hip and we don’t want to slide over into the tragically un-hip column.” So, again, we’re not going to try. We’ll just say this is part two of Instant Def, an online video series featuring the artists as superheroes. Oh, and the picture of Fergie in stockings pushing a hospital bed? As we’ve said many times before, we don’t create this stuff. We just share what the PR types end us. Of course, it’s always our pleasure to share images like this one with readers because we know you appreciate it. Well, some of you, at least. To the others, we offer our sincere apology on behalf of the entire sex-fixated advertising industry.