Search Engines Sipped, Hitler Plays Hillary, Boston Gets Fish-Faced, Charney Pushes Package, Hello Kitty Gets Stuffed

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– FunAdvice mashed up top search engine and soft drink brands, under the premise that search engines today inspire us the way colas once did. Hrm.

Hitler plays the fated Hillary in this emotional Nazi interpretation of the Clinton/Obama nominee race. The best part is when he shouts “The DNC has thwarted my destiny!” while the women tremble in his midst. It wasn’t as funny as Hitler Gets Banned though.

– Legal Sea Foods’ “Fresh Fish” ads piss off the easily-rattled Bostonians. The MBTA decided to pull the ads after Green Line workers took offense to them. (Some ads said things like “This conductor has a face like a halibut.” Touchy much?)

– Penis advertising gets you everywhere. Especially if you’re Dov “The Colonel” Charney. Horrors.

– Build-a-Bear Workshop is partnering with Sanrio to let kids build Tropical Hello Kittys. “Tropical Hello Kitty’s sun-kissed look is perfect for summer and we’re certain that she’ll be a big hit,” says Dave Marchi of Sanrio. But will that sun-kissed pelt betray her age?

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