Screw the Mustache, Asian Women Sell Milk Albums

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We’re just gonna say it. Asian women are hot! Asian women in ads are really hot. Asian women in ads for milk, well, we’ll leave that little fantasy to your own private machinations. We’re not gonna share our every dirty little thought with you now. We know you have plenty of your own. So who would you buy milk from? This girl or some Hollywood star with a milk mustache? See a bigger image here and a second image here.

UPDATE: We’re totally wrong. Well, sort of., It is an ad but not for milk. It’s for a new album from Kodi Kumi, a popular Japanese singer. Asian women are still hot though.

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