Screw Google and Microsoft; Yahoo Takes the Floor!

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It’s hardly been three days, and already the shoving match between Google and Microsoft over this — not to mention the growing list of greed-sparked suitors for Yahoo’s hand — is really, really old.

To provide comic relief, Luckie & Company‘s Rethink Everything launched Yahoocrosoft. The site hosts a spoof news article where — in some insane universe not far from our own — Yahoo counteroffers to buy Microsoft for $44.7 billion.

We’re hoping the article will at some point make way for spoofy cartoons, which can’t possibly be far behind.

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