Scion Woos Wee Deviants with Sheeple Death Warrant

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After reluctance on our part and a helluva lot of persistence on theirs, Scion finally won us over with their Want 2 B Square thing. We even almost dig the cars. Almost.

But if we had a scrap of distaste left for the dumpster-esque vehicles, it’s wiped away with this new Little Deviant effort they’ve launched for the xD, put together by the same guys who built Want 2 B Square.

The game could ride on the merit of its description alone:

“Send the sheeple from the streets and find them in the highrises. Knock the stuffing out of them and collect their blood. It can be used to your benefit. Turn that awful bleating into awesome bleeding.”

Violence against sheep? Shameless bloodlust? We’d leap into a Scion right now but we’ll be distracted with the Deviant site for awhile. The goth vibe and sadistic humor remind us of old-school computer games like The Seventh Guest – a nice little throwback.

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