Sarah Chalke Sports Hanes, Fights Wedgie Epidemic

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Wanna see Sarah Chalke of Scrubs shake out a wedgie in public? Click on “See Sarah Shake It” at WedgieFree.com. Superfluous body-bends and orgasm faces come stock.

This isn’t the first time an underwear company has used an ass-shake to push panties. See itchy actors jiggle for Jockey.

But if watching a celeb channel Shakira doesn’t do it for you, WedgieFree also includes Wedgie Stories (where you can contribute and rate tales with a blush-o-meter) and Wedgie-Free Wednesdays, a contst you can enter for free undyroos.

This is part of Hanes’ effort to promote its new wedgie-free panties, which look suspiciously similar to the underpants we were forced to wear before Gwen Stefani introduced us to the subtle magic of thongs. And neckties without shirts.

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