
OK so here it is. And it’s nowhere near as good as the Kevin Federline version. Yes, it’s the Sanjaya Malakar version of the ongoing “you’re a has been” Nationwide Insurance ad campaign. In the Malakar version, Sanjaya travels to India to seek advice from the Gurucci (sp?). Hmm. Is that like some sort of inside joke? A mashup up Guru and Gucci?
Anyway, the Gurucci’s advice couldn’t be more perfect. When Sanjaya asks what the most important thing is in life, Gurucci replies, “A good retirement plan…and a hair cut.”