COG1 takes a pause from bloodying kittens to deliver What’s in Santa’s Pants, a confusing, slow-loading site for Fuse TV. Guess what’s in the pants of a pervy Santa perched between a contentious elf and a Russian … hooker? Muse? Cookie-baker? We don’t know why she’s there aside from making eye candy and strained comic relief. – Contributed by Angela Natividad
