Samurai Kittens People Invite You To Look In Santa’s Pants

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COG1 takes a pause from bloodying kittens to deliver What’s in Santa’s Pants, a confusing, slow-loading site for Fuse TV. Guess what’s in the pants of a pervy Santa perched between a contentious elf and a Russian … hooker? Muse? Cookie-baker? We don’t know why she’s there aside from making eye candy and strained comic relief. – Contributed by Angela Natividad

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