Russian Mail Order Brides Need No ‘Evolution’

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The mail order bride thing is questionable at best but this new commercial for loveme.com which spoofs Dove’s Evolution and claims Russian women need no retouching spoofs the original perfectly. Rather than the woman in the video getting retouched, it’s her surroundings that need help rising to her level of beauty; “proving” the existence of natural beauty.

You could attack the morality of this from a million different angles but we’re (damn it’s really hard to stop doing this “we” shit) going to appreciate it for its stand-alone beauty, just like the commercial asks us to focus on beauty as the sole quality a woman has to offer a man who can’t get a date for himself.

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