Run For Cover, Chickens! Denny’s Is After You!

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If you’re a chicken, get out of town. Take a vacation. Hide. Tell your boss you have jury duty. On Tuesday, Denny’s will be after your egg-laying ass because it needs a LOT of your unborn babies for its second Free Grand Slam Day. You might want to go hide with a a few renegade chickens who plan to hide out in a basement during the Denny’s chicken slaughter and find out how you can disguise yourself and maybe, just maybe, avoid being forced to pump out baby after baby for the pleasure of egg-loving humans.

You can thank FILTER Creative Group for putting you in this unfortunate situation.

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