Roto Rooter Pimps Crappers For the Luxe Multi-Tasker

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We can’t imagine anything nicer than sitting on our asses with the right electronics close by. You can only improve on that experience with soothing music and a flusher.

That’s why Roto Rooter is trying to make themselves relevant to a new demographic by running a contest for a pimped-out throne of dreams. When you pause and carefully consider the popularity of Pimp My Ride and sitting on your ass, it really makes perfect sense.

Thanks Shedwa for the tip-off. We’d race out of our seats to join the contest but we’d rather just sit here, breathe heavily and sometimes flush.

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