Rosie Dances with Tissue Boxes for Kimberly-Clark Sweepstakes

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We stood behind Rosie after that Donald Trump nonsense. We like that she stuck by what she said even when the Trumpster threatened to fling a lawsuit in her direction on one of his ninja-star toupees. But this makes us feel funky about her.

Kimberly-Clark hits The View to push their room makeover sweepstakes. Rosie gets exhaustively excited and right when we think she can’t look more insane she does a Broadway number complete with dancing K-C products. And that’s not something we could have made up even if we tried really, really hard.

Rosie, we hate to be the ones to tell you, but you’re not funny anymore. We can’t remember whether you ever really were. You’re a bit cartoony. And not in a neat Jim Carey way. You’re more like, well, that Roger Rabbit villain who tried to kill the other cartoons with Dip.

He gave us the horrors. And these days, you do too.

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