Rok Vegas: For a ‘Don’t-Give-a-F*** Good Time’!

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Unless you have a potty mouth, in which case you’ll need to stockpile cards with funny little pictures on them. Well no, not really, but wouldn’t that be funny?

More sass-talking picture-play:

o Rok your ass off
o Rok your cans off
o Rok your knockers off
o Rok your funbags off (who says that?)

Tagline: “Like there’s no tomorrow.” Aww, it finishes the sentences started by the ads! Get it? Get it?! Clever, so clever.

By David&Goliath for Rok Vegas, “THE club to come to for a high energy, don’t-give-a-f**** good time,” the latter promised earnestly. Note how it never once soils its mouth (or its print!), leaving that to its rowdy, sleepless, perpetually-trashed target market.

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