Rob’s Roos Uses Bad Egg Puns, Screams in Our Face, Just Generally Disgruntles Us

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What makes a website or an ad campaign EGGciting? Don’t come here to find out. The music will appall you, the animation and imagery will bring you feverish memories of your attempts to build a site on GeoCities and AngelFire, and even the font makes us angry for some odd reason.

Shortly after asking in a manner most slow what makes a site or campaign EGGciting, a little mouth appears and screams in our faces to demonstrate, we don’t know, the element of surprise. Thankfully we were already distracted by then so the full effect was lost on us.

Rob, whoever you are, leave the gurus to Axe and Tanqueray.

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