Retirement Isn’t Hard. Not Like Killing a Man without Breaking Eye Contact!

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Here’s a Ryan Iverson parody of Dennis Hopper’s Ameriprise ads — which were creepy to begin with.

Seems like it was just a matter of time before this guy got spoofed. Something about his choice of sunglasses and the way he touches index finger to thumb while talking. Plus, he does kinda vibe like he wouldn’t mind killing you.

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