Red Tettmer Gives Us Valentine’s Day Sexting

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As we sit here, stranded and lonely, on a miserably cold and rainy day in a Doubletree hotel in Tampa, we’ll take any form of excitement and warmth we can get. So when we saw this Valentine’s Day sexting thing from Red Tettmer, we jumped at the chance for human interaction. Sadly, Red Tettmer doesn’t care how stranded and lonely we are. Our texts to the nimble-fingered Red tettmer hottie went unanswered. What’s a person stuck in a hotel room to do?

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