Reach Those Upper Crust Suburbs

Here’s a thought for reaching those high income, high snob ratio suburbs: Transfer Station Advertising! Yes, along with those ugly signs that say, GREEN GLASS, BROWN GLASS, PAPER, TIN, PLASTIC, we could have signs that say, BMW, MICROSOFT, BULOVA, RITZ.

Yup, let’s sully the pristine landscape of high end transfer stations with high end transfer station signage. Just think. After Dad and little Tommy finish sorting the #2 plastic from the tuna cans, Dad might say, “Gee, son, let’s go test drive a BMW!”

Hey, most outdoor has been a blight on the landscape anyway. Why not add blight to what is already blight.

It could happen.

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