Rabbit Spam Leaves Much to Be Desired

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Some spam out of the Adrants mailbag:

Experience the most mind blowing muliple orgasms ever with the one and only…. Jack Rabbit Vibrator!

Check out the vibrator made famous by Charlotte on Sex and the City.

Discover why Charlotte wouldn’t leave her room for days until Sarah Jessica Parker burst in and wrestled it away from her.

We’re going to be honest. Shortly after seeing the Sex and the City episode mentioned, we bought a Rabbit. This is one instance in which the hype is sadly misguided.

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