Quizno’s Gets It’s Carl’s Jr. On With 2 Girls 1 Sub

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Quiznos hooked (oh no they di’nt!) up with Playboy to riff on the disgusting “2 Girls 1 Cup” thing. While Quiznos has reportedly denied any involvement with this production, we can’t help but wonder just how many people over at Quiznos are loving (even hoping) this thing gets as much exposure as it’s getting. We still think there’s some shenanigans going on here.

In the ad, two women in bikinis sit on a bench. One is enjoying a Quiznos sub as the other looks on. In fact she’s enjoying it so much she can’t quite contain herself. Happy to share the pleasure, she hands the sub to the other who can’t get it into her mouth fast enough.

Each satiating themselves individually, they then decide to share the sub, consuming the contents of the sub as if it were…well, we’re not going to spell that out for you. You can watch and see for yourself.

It’s funny and all but does a chain like Quiznos really want people (who aren’t already in the know) to stumble upon the definition of 2 girls 1 cup? Enjoying a delicious sub on a park bench would be the last thing any normal person would want to do after watching some 2 girls 1 cup action. Puking would be more like it.


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