
For all her noxious crying and whatnot, Hillary Clinton is a well-honed jungle predator. “Winning. Winning, winning, that’s my measure of success — winning,” she barked recently.
Having demonstrated yesterday that she’s still a viable contender for the presidency, the question arises: what does it take to win, win, win like Hillary?
We know it involves running attack campaigns while criticizing competitors for doing the same thing. Does it also involve Somali daywear? Or — as Fox puts it — darkening Obama’s skin color in her advertising to highlight the fact that he’s NOT WHITE?
This shit’s absurd, by the way. It’s really too bad there’s no way of pointing condemning fingers at Hillary’s trump-card ovaries — oh wait, unless her emotional gerrymandering counts. Hang in there, Obama.