Put Lovers in Compromising Positions with Christina Ricci and Sam L Jackson

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Steve’s in-office explosion: Christina Ricci is hot! Christina Ricci is short denim cut offs is really hot. Christina Ricci in short denim cut offs, tiny belly shirt and cowgirl boots is flaming hot! Christina Ricci in short denim cut offs, tiny belly shirt, cowgirl boots and chained like some kind of sex-slave by Samuel L. Jackson…now that’s more than a guy can fucking take! I’m trying to work here!

What the hell is this movie anyway??

We thought that was cute and, while it’s a little late to go on posting for V-day, we thought we’d share.

Now go out and demonstrate the force of your feelings by uploading your beloved’s face onto the chained-up body of Christina herself, putting your face on chain-wielding Sam L, and sending it in an e-card for this “Black Snake Moan” thing that seems really irrelevant compared to the indy awesomeness of its co-stars, which simply eclipse the sun right now. THEY ECLIPSE THE SUN.

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