Puritanical Insanity Waning Already, CBS Won’t ‘Boob-Delay’ Final Four

Less than two months after the breast baring even that sent the nation into a puritanically conservative spiral, CBS, the network that started it all, is getting back to reality and won’t use a 10-second delay during the NCAA Final Four tournament.

The New York Times had originally quoted a source over at CBS, Martin Franks, who said the network would add a delay. He was corrected by his PR spokesman Dana McClintock who said, “A CBS executive overstated the company’s position. The network will not be delaying any of the games.” Get your story straight guys.

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