Puke-Worthy Music Wins Girl, Sickens Puppy Dogged Suitor

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There’s one at every party. Some slacker/hipster dude who uses his “musical skills” to cock-block his way into the pants of the party’s sweetheart…much to the chagrin of the guy who really should get the girl. The clean shaven one. The one without unkempt hair and goofy glasses. The one without the cheesy pick up moves. The one who has actual musical taste. Or at least the kind of musical taste French music magazine Trax touts.

Witness the pain our cock-blocked one must endure as his girl is wooed by this hipsteresque horror and his brand of emo lust.

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