Puke-Worthy Music Wins Girl, Sickens Puppy Dogged Suitor

trax_magazine_crooner.jpg

There’s one at every party. Some slacker/hipster dude who uses his “musical skills” to cock-block his way into the pants of the party’s sweetheart…much to the chagrin of the guy who really should get the girl. The clean shaven one. The one without unkempt hair and goofy glasses. The one without the cheesy pick up moves. The one who has actual musical taste. Or at least the kind of musical taste French music magazine Trax touts.

Witness the pain our cock-blocked one must endure as his girl is wooed by this hipsteresque horror and his brand of emo lust.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

I stopped trying to look younger at 58 and started dressing like a woman who’s earned her age, and the shift in how people treat me has been remarkable

I stopped trying to look younger at 58 and started dressing like a woman who’s earned her age, and the shift in how people treat me has been remarkable

Global English Editing

9 things people do when they’re deeply lonely but have convinced everyone including themselves that they prefer solitude

9 things people do when they’re deeply lonely but have convinced everyone including themselves that they prefer solitude

Global English Editing

Psychology says the reason some people become more beautiful to be around as they age isn’t charm — it’s that they’ve stopped performing and started just being themselves for the first time in their lives

Psychology says the reason some people become more beautiful to be around as they age isn’t charm — it’s that they’ve stopped performing and started just being themselves for the first time in their lives

Global English Editing

People who dread the annual family reunion but show up every single year usually carry these 7 unspoken emotional burdens without anyone noticing

People who dread the annual family reunion but show up every single year usually carry these 7 unspoken emotional burdens without anyone noticing

Global English Editing

I’m 70 and I drove to a diner alone on Christmas morning because the waitress there always calls me “hon” — that single word from a stranger was more warmth than I’d felt in months

I’m 70 and I drove to a diner alone on Christmas morning because the waitress there always calls me “hon” — that single word from a stranger was more warmth than I’d felt in months

Global English Editing

I’m a 70-year-old boomer and if I could go back and tell my 30-year-old self one thing it would be this:

I’m a 70-year-old boomer and if I could go back and tell my 30-year-old self one thing it would be this:

Global English Editing