PS3 Capitalizes on Fact that Naked Baby Dolls Are Always Scary

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As members of a generation haunted by films like Child’s Play and Puppet Master, as opposed to those weirded out by the non-sensical ending of 2001:A Space Odessey, it’s only natural that we feel unduly sensitive to the new ad for Playstation 3, in which a naked doll laughs and cries in unsettling ways while alone with the new console.

Fuck that, man. We’re not taking it home to wreak havoc with our toys. – Contributed by Angela Natividad

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