Porn Shoot Hypes Cannes New Directors’ Showcase Call For Entries

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This, perhaps, is one of the strangest call for entry promotions you will ever see. Touting the Cannes New Directors’ Showcase, this Saatchi & Saatchi London-created video directed by Chris Palmer features an adult film maker who wishes he was making commercials. Watch and see if you can identify all the ad-related references. Funny stuff.

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