Pony Launches World’s Most Pointless Online Game

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We don’t no whether to thank or hate Bucky Turco for bringing this feeble excuse for an online game for Pony to us. Called Teddy’s Revenge, the game is supposed to somehow extend the company’s “Rise Up Now” theme and involves the simplistic control over a character that walks, jumps and adhere’s graffiti to storefronts. Pointless. Useless. Utter waste of marketing dollars. To satisfy curiosity, can someone please explain the point of this game and, if you had any involvement in it, what it’s supposed to accomplish?

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